This past weekend "The Brain Trust" got together...
...and using the tools at our disposal...
Sketch One: Congo Jeffy -
Congo Jeffy is in reality young-gadabout-philanthropist-handsome-wealthy-industrialist-scientist-playboy Geoffrey Von Oberdorfer IV. Heir to the vast Oberdorfer Lederhosen Empire, no one can estimate his monetary worth as it grows so fast, but at last estimate it was approaching a gazillion dollars.
That's gazillion with a "G", people!!!
However as a young lad, he cast his fortune aside to run away and join the circus and see the world. While traveling with the sideshow he befriended and learned from the traveling freaks.
Mysticism from the swami, physical limberness and strength from the Indian rubber man and circus strongman, the power to cloud men's minds from the belly dancers and bull-shitting techniques from the carnival barkers. All talents he would one day use as an adventurer.
Mysticism from the swami, physical limberness and strength from the Indian rubber man and circus strongman, the power to cloud men's minds from the belly dancers and bull-shitting techniques from the carnival barkers. All talents he would one day use as an adventurer.
While wintering with the circus in French Morocco, he happened into a cut-throat game of Euchre with some locals and while collecting his winnings, was offered as partial payment..."The Utility Fez of Doom"! More on this as the story develops, but among it's tesseract hidden articles are a "Fex-a-rang", "Fez-CSI-kit" and "Fez-Shark-Repellent". It also has VTOL (vertical take off and landing) abilities as it doubles as a "Fez-Copter".

You see, the vitamin C in the lime helps stave away scurvy, the quinine in the tonic water fights malaria and the gin...well that's for everything else.

Look for his adventures at a blogging post near you.
5 comments:
You travel the world fighting Trannies?? Oh.. Tyrannies.
I can name a few tyranical trannies that I've come across.
And did you fight them Bonaduce style?
I wonder if Congo Jeffy would have that Fez if he hadn't ran Dead Set Legend in that card game.
Mysterious rumors have persisted for years about the woman he was partnered with that night...
...some say her name was Rusty. Rumors remain unconfirmed.
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