I have a line on my head that some folks think is a scar...
...but is really just a wrinkle caused by a fat guy who sleeps on the same side all the time.
...But that doesn't stop me from telling a good story...
I finally decided on one.
One that was believable enough to gain the listener's rapt attention...until I hyperbolised a little too much...
It involved a 9 meter-range, 27 inch spear gun, a school of man eating sharks and one of those pink, inflatable sea horsies...
Talk to you soon!
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6 comments:
I've split my sides laughing out loud!
That pic of you sleeping is awsome! The wrinkle damn well the sign of hapiness...
as a member of the Jai Alia what was your super power.
Scary, as I have the same line in my head. Fat guys who sleep on their sides need to have a website or something.
Thanks Gabriel, I could post pics of myself sleeping every day...whatta life!!
Good for you Frank, only in text would that joke have worked.
Marco, at LEAST a support group of some kind!
I thought Jai Alia was a racetrack in Florida
sigh
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