"DOUCHE-BAG OF THE WEEK"
Sarah PalinA few simple parameters explained for how the "Douche-Bag of the Week" is chosen. There is really only one, the DB of the Week elects themselves by simply being the most noteworthy DB during the week. It doesn't get more simple than that.
If you're ever not sure why the selected King or Queen DB was chosen, that's a sign that you, yourself may be a DB. Please, dear reader, don't let that happen to you.