This Idiot Slipped Under My Radar

He stepped in it on July 8th and then splashed it all over himself this week.

Brain Kilmeade

Where has all the smegma gone?....long time passing.

No one out there seems to be making a big douche of themselves lately...it's been weeks since I've even come up with a nominee. Could it be that the world is becoming a slightly better place?

Where's Dick Cheney? I'm sure he's up to something that I don't approve of.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Historical Smegma

"Smegma Wad of the Week"

Charles Ponzi

Not to be confused with...

"Smegma-Free"

Fonzie

Change in Name...Game stays the Same

Mahmoud Ahmadinajad

"Smegma Wad of the Week"

I'm afraid the term "Douche-Bag of the Week" has become assed-out. While doing a "Google" search on it, I discovered 1,110,000 different posts for it. It seems every shock-schlock-jock radio guy or columnist uses this tool as a weekly feature. I still think it's a viable idea, so let's change the name. I came up with "Smegma of the Week".

I was surprised to find how many people I tried this out on, weren't sure just what smegma was. Smegma is a combination of secretions of the sebaceous gland, sweat and dead skin cells, which collect (in men) just behind the glans of the penis, and (in women) around the clitoris and folds of the labia. In common parlance "Dick Cheese" for the fellas and "Clitty Litter" for the gals.

Yes, yes, I know...is this accurate for the purpose I'm using it? After all smegma is actually useful in a biological sense, and my weekly picks certainly serve no gain to mankind whatsoever. True. But just imagine a pile of smegma the size and weight of a grown human. Unpleasant?

I thought so.