Yesterday I picked up my phone for the first time since my vacation started (Hell...it was the first time in 3 days that I was curious about the time) and noticed a missed call and voice message.
It seems not everyone at work (clients OR fellow workers at other branches) was aware I was out of the office for a few days. There was a rambling message about something ULTRA-important someone needed my help with.
I evaluated the true importance of the matter. Then I deleted the message. My imagination took over and I found myself in a post-apocalyptic world of the future looking back on the folly of the poor humans...
The End...?P.S. For readers who don't know what I do for a living, just insert your own work trivialities for mine. The specifics of the drama are unimportant.
WOW!!!
ReplyDeleteI never would have guessed how good you look in a cream colored onesie with lavender booties and matching gloves...
Who knew!
the Douche
Look for a new appearance of "The Douche" next Saturday, August 15th, in a "very special post" of "Inside Jeff Overturf's Head".
ReplyDeleteHahaha... this is dead on.
ReplyDeleteAnd even without my hysterical rantings about "what the hell does he need a vacation for?" when I stopped in to harass you.